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Crumbly Crumpets
Poetry and thievery
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The Mongoloid limpet, while sipping his sweet tea,
gave me mellifluous reasons,
on how his purloined crumbly crumpet came to be.

They were all out of snickerdoodles, he said with a slurp,
so I reached for this tempting treat,
he replied with a hefty uncovered Manchurian burp.



Thanks for the inspiration.
ID: 213819   (Rated: 13+)
Para/Poem Challenge "Open" 
I've got the words, if you've got the time. Gimme your best Para/Poem.
by wordsy

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