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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #910848  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
Prayer to the White God
Not what you think, the White God is a toilet.
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Prayer to the White God
By
Chriswriter

Oh, toilet white,
Oh, toilet round,
Why won’t you
My butt unbound?

Oh, toilet white,
Oh, toilet round,
Why is there
No gurgling sound?

Oh, toilet white,
Oh, toilet round,
On you I never
Clowned around.

Oh, toilet white,
Oh, toilet round,
I beg of you,
My butt unbound!

Dedicated to a very funny, now unbound, person, in an unfunny situation.

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