The Lemming Society

Isn't he wonderful
(good lord, look what he's wearing!)
He has the most gentle ways
(can you believe her?)
He makes me laugh
(he's using the wrong fork!)
We seem to enjoy the same things
(is that a real college?)
Well, there are some things we don't
(she can't be serious!)
I love his eyes
(isn't that a trade-type job?)
He writes poetry for me
(well, it’s obvious what he wants!)
He loves me
(right.)
For me
(sure)
Well, maybe you’re right
(of course, we are!)
I mean, I haven't known him long
(haven't we known you for always?)
He is a bit crude
(well, yeah!)
I just never noticed
(isn't that why we're here?)

Huh, look I'm sorry
But my friends
want me to go with them
(no offense and all
(i just forgot we had an appointment)
(it was fun while it lasted)