Shut Up Shut Up

to the tune of "O Come O Come, Emmanuel" (the Manheim Steamroller version)

Shut up, shut up.
We do not really care
about the problems
you have with your hair.
Those things can't be
taken care of now.
Instead live with your
mistakes anyhow.

Shut up, shut up.
We do not really care
about the eye shadow
you chose to wear.
It's not our fault
that it looks like crap.
Next time, why don't you
forgo the makeup?

That's nice. That's nice.
Would you please stop whining?
It's getting annoying
to the extreme.

Shut up, shut up.
We can't stand anymore.
Today you just look like
a major whore.

Shut up about your looks
'cause we don't care.
And you won't find
any sympathy here.

Shut up. Shut up.
We do not really care.
So take your appearance
bitching elsewhere.