Las Vegas Yellow Pages and Prostitution

LAS VEGAS YELLOW PAGES AND PROSTITUTION

Even Sin City has limits as to how far they will go
Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas don’t you know
So imagine my confusion, shock and surprise
To see the oldest profession is still on the rise
Unlike legal businesses that discriminate
This industry chooses no one to under rate
There are two hundred six yellow pages listing a smorgasbord of entertainers
Bored housewives, college girls, secretaries, nurses and those still wearing retainers.
So many options, room service, full service, discounts and even money back guarantees
One thing they don’t offer, is any assurance of after glow, no extended warranties
Just like restaurants, some are awarded a five star rating
I wonder how the rater had the strength to do the grading
Specific body parts can be ordered to bring about the oohs
Thus the category of painted toes in high heal shoes
What if the oldest profession became legal and turned on its axes
Would the government be full of delight when they had to start paying taxes
This all only proves, no matter the law or how high the bail
For what ever reason, rest assured, there will always be sex for sale