The New Phone System

The New Phone System
Just twang on the strang to place a call

The man came to 'splain the phone system
With handsets and every kind of phone
He told about call forwarding and voice mail
With his unlimited selection of ring tones

You can customize this phone as you like
With the melodious tone you like best
It will call you with a special song
to awakens your slumber upon your desk

So we signed our names upon the line
Yet we won't hear those tone played
'Cause the tin can and string model we have
Doesn't yet have an digital upgrade