Pre Date Application

Introduction:
Having been back out in the dating scene for eight months now, and done a lot of dating in that time, I have found that I am not asking the right questions prior to going out with these losers. All these guys seemed nice enough, until after spending time with them, something bad came up that should have been known prior to the date, i.e. has been to jail, has a wife at home. With that in mind, I have designed a pre-date application for future romantic interests. This is just a rough copy.


Name:
(full name and any aliases)


Date of birth:
(needed for accurate background check)


Marital Status:
(if married, go no further)


Highest education level reached:
(if 8th grade, go no further)


Do you have a full time job? Y or N
(if no, please explain below)
______________________________________


Occupation:


Income Level:
(if less than poverty level, go no further)


Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Y or N
(if yes, go no further)


What was the last book you read?
__________________________________
(if Uncle Henry's swap it guide you found in bathroom, go no further)


Are you eligible to be legally hired in the U.S.?
Y or N
(if no, go no further, unless you are a Greek god)


Do you have a valid driver's license? Y or N
(if no, go no further)


Do you have your own vehicle? Y or N
(if no, go no further)


Do you want children? Y or N or Undecided


Do you have children? Y or N


Have you ever been to jail? Y or N
(if yes, go no further)


Have you just barely passed the entrance exam to get into the military? Y or N
(if yes, go no further)


Are you old enough to legally consume alcohol? Y or N


Do you consume alcohol daily? Y or N
(if yes, go no further)


Do you take any drugs not prescribed to you by a physician (not counting vitamins)? Y or N
(if yes, go no further)

Of the following items, which doesn't belong in a bathroom:

a) toilet paper

b) toothpaste

c) distributor cap for the car


Of the following items, which doesn not belong in a bedroom:

a) pillows

b) dresser

c) distributor cap for the car



Work in progress, more to come soon