DOG-GONE IT!

DOG-GONE IT!

The wedding guests all watched the bride
as she waddled in and stood by the side
of her chosen one, her dream come true;
Together they stood, and with much ado

They spoke their vows, to love and care
for each other, no matter what or where;
and they were pronounced man and wife
as they looked forward to a happy life!

All went very well until the reception,
for the bride was the victim of deception!
The groom had said he loved every inch,
and of her there was just more to pinch!

He had brought his old four-footed friend
inside the hall, knowing he'd put an end
to the extra pounds that were sure to come
when his bride ate the cake and said "YUM!"

The cake was tempting the dalmation
and then, without a bit of hesitation,
chomped and licked away the frosting -
not caring 'bout the calorie costing!

"DOG-GONE IT!" cried the hefty bride
when she saw what was going on inside;
"I'm not in any mood to keep quiet!
It's TOMORROW that I start my DIET!"

The moral of this story is a quiz
WHAT YOU EAT IS WHAT YOU IS????
The wedding night was spent by the louse,
in with the dalmation in the DOGHOUSE!

Countrymom
4/29/05

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