Patrons Beware

This is my first attempt of writing a Monorhyme poem. The last word of each line needs to rhyme.

This poem was published in the 7/2/9 Poetry Newsletter

NOTE: Nair is a creamy lotion used to remove hair from the legs.

Patron's Beware

There was a lady named Claire
Who was known to have a flair
For cutting people's hair
So when I was given a dare
To go sit in Claire's chair
My heart filled with despair
At her sign hanging there
Which said, "Patrons Beware."
She washed my hair with care
Let it dry by natural air
Soon she gave me a funny glare
She cried, "I ruined your hair
I shampooed it with Nair
That's why your head is bare
And my sign reads "Patrons Beware."

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