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  >> Static Item >> Poetry >> Comedy >> ID #984198  |   Show DetailsPrinter Friendly Page Tell A Friend
There is No Mrs. Claus
Randomly popped into my head during a forensics tournament.
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There is no Mrs. Claus
No woman with which he would bed.
No woman to lay upon his shoulder her head.
There is no Mrs. Claus
Nu-uh, no way.
There is no Mrs. Claus
Because Santa...
He's gay!

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