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Steve Ellen
    My main portfolio contains 12 items.
Folder links are in Red   *   Other Item links are in Blue

[Illustrated Stories]    (13+)    # 1011293:
        For people who don't read... No, actually some cool things in here
[If You Are Over 18...]    (18+)    # 889961:
        Adult stuff...
[Polls and Quizzes]    (ASR)    # 1755932:
        Take my poll... please! Or do a quiz.
[C-Notes by Steve - FOR SALE!]    (ASR)    # 1052520:
        I made these myself! Can I have a cookie now?
[Essays and Articles]    (13+)    # 822649:
        Nonfiction? Hah!
[Friction FICTION]    (E)    # 1178755:
        Lower your expectations before entering...
[CAMPFIRES]    (13+)    # 883885:
        I've hosted lots of campfires!
[Read a poem]    (13+)    # 883782:
        That's right, all my poems are in here
[Unclassifiable Comedy]    (13+)    # 1594784:
        If I knew what it was I would put it where it belongs...
[Books and Blogs]    (13+)    # 1757002:
        This where the long stuff is kept. Lots of words. It just keeps going and going and...
[Interactives]    (13+)    # 1584471:
        Tell me about your interactive if you have one
[In&Outs]    (13+)    # 1446050:
        My In&Outs

#822649:   Essays and Articles    (13+)     [Top]
Nonfiction? Hah!    (9 items)

Anyone Can Begin A Story    (ASR)    # 852724:
        Anyone can begin a story, but only a storyteller can end it.
Dream Flying and Dream Theory    (ASR)    # 1431051:
        Yes, Steve, you can fly... but why?
How to deal with annoying people    (E)    # 890208:
        Advice to a young friend still in school...
How to Have Lots of Friends    (E)    # 890509:
        More advice to a young friend...
I Once Tried To Write A Joke (+ reviews)    (ASR)    # 825000:
        Harder than it looks...
My Rattlesnake    (E)    # 883321:
        Memory from the boyhood of Steve...
How to be Creative    (ASR)    # 1817648:
        It's a lot easier than you might think...
Will the World End In 2012?    (13+)    # 1787137:
        How to know if 2012 is the last year of our civilization
Edit Me... Please!    (13+)    # 1770214:
        Entry for the Quotation Inspiration Contest

#883782:   Read a poem    (13+)     [Top]
That's right, all my poems are in here    (6 items)

Naked Santa    (13+)    # 815642:
        Merry Christmas! My gift for you (whether you want it or not!)
Lord of the Springs, Amen    (13+)    # 809298:
        A "most creative" winner in a Sherri Q contest
Myrtle    (13+)    # 1773003:
        Contest entry for The Writers Cramp
Spontaneous Poem    (13+)    # 1003997:
        Sometimes I rhyme...
Three Love Poems by Steve    (13+)    # 874701:
        Awwwwww......
The Ghost of Old Ned    (ASR)    # 837200:
        The new zookeeper has problems with the old zookeeper's ghost...

#883885:   CAMPFIRES    (13+)     [Top]
I've hosted lots of campfires!    (31 items)

After the Nuclear Option    (18+)    # 1691702:
        The sequel to It Begins With A Zombie
Alexandra Stevens, Private Eye    (13+)    # 918437:
        I investigate the uninvestigatable...
Alwyn and Pomona    (13+)    # 887673:
        The lyrical adventures of Alwyn the minstrel as he searches for his lost Princess...
The Amnesia Adventure    (13+)    # 1031136:
        Who are they? Where are they?
Angela Penguini Speaks Pink Linguini    (13+)    # 1331288:
        Invaders from Mars build a giant poison donkey out of old beverage cans
Barney Number Three    (13+)    # 1081223:
        He's big, he's bad, he's back, and he's better than ever!
Bedside Manor    (18+)    # 1037245:
        A tale of love, weeping, uneasiness, fear, and panic
The Befuddlement    (13+)    # 885826:
        Two neighbors find that one of them is threatened by unspeakable evil...
BratGirl and DaddyMan    (13+)    # 888989:
        "Oh no! What did you do now?"
Chub-Chub, the Two-Headed Rat    (18+)    # 1742599:
        The sequel to "After the Nuclear Option"
The Compound    (18+)    # 1783877:
        A charismatic male cult leader, an inquiring female reporter, a steamy jungle setting
Crash Landing    (13+)    # 959725:
        ...lost on a funny planet with nothing but their...
Ghost Shouters    (13+)    # 1416149:
        Hello, Ghost Shouters? I have a problem...
The Girl in the Pyramid    (13+)    # 1491453:
        A mysterious girl journalist opens a door to other dimensions
I Dream of Horses    (13+)    # 885923:
        A teenage girl finds something unexpected on her Uncle's farm...
It Begins With A Zombie    (18+)    # 1679667:
        Toby, Harry, Anita, Chobee, Marcus, REAPER, Theodore, Rodham, ___?
Long Live Barney!    (13+)    # 826117:
        King of the big hairy purple people...
MaryLou and Steve in the City    (13+)    # 882360:
        They is moving on up to the big time...
Mister Wrong    (18+)    # 1783284:
        Adralyn makes a terrible mistake...
Mogo the Caveman    (18+)    # 1790483:
        The adventures of Mogo the Caveman in his quest for the meaning of life
Only the Beginning    (13+)    # 885751:
        250 ways to start a story
The Rent-A-Penguin Shop    (13+)    # 1189604:
        Legal? Profitable? Rational? Ill-advised? Surreal? Whimsical? Ridiculous?
Short Story Challenge With Mike & Steve    (18+)    # 1782522:
        What one writer begins, another writer ends...
The Spank Sisters    (18+)    # 1021939:
        Not all paddles are for canoes...
So THIS is New Zealand?!    (13+)    # 1030490:
        Look at all the flightless birds!
Ten Thousand Frog Jokes    (13+)    # 874711:
        A frog walked into a saloon...
The Three Little Pigs    (13+)    # 1684214:
        They build their houses and the Big Bad Wolf destroys them... yeah!
What Can You Win?    (13+)    # 886612:
        Goofy guests, wacky questions, zany prizes! New writers welcome.
When Penguins Attack!    (13+)    # 1251766:
        Steve-Morgana-Aria's Adventures in Wonderland ... CAUTION: dark, shameful laughter ahead.
Wolf and Cat Search For The Wonder Relic    (18+)    # 1708324:
        On an alien world a trio of anthropomorphic adventurers look for treasure...
You Are A Winner!    (ASR)    # 880026:
        Roo and Steve host a wacky gameshow where the prizes are zany and the guests are goofy.

#889961:   If You Are Over 18...    (18+)     [Top]
Adult stuff...    (5 items)

Romantic Evening -- Tips for Success    (18+)    # 889960:
        Steve shares his romantic expertise...
I Like a Woman Who Can Fake A Good...    (18+)    # 889300:
        Helpful tips for women who fake it...
How To Cook A Chicken    (18+)    # 828371:
        Step One: Stuff the chicken...
[Bizarre Erotica]    (XGC)    # 1601362:
        With pictures!!!
Weekly Quickie Contest Entries    (18+)    # 1812112:
        A selection of 869-word erotic (uh, BIZARRE erotic) stories entered into THAT contest

#1011293:   Illustrated Stories    (13+)     [Top]
For people who don't read... No, actually some cool things in here    (7 items)

A Walk Through The Swamp    (E)    # 1596598:
        If you like nature then take a look at my pics!
Dan and Sally Need Drugs    (18+)    # 1445343:
        An illustrated tale from Pleasant Valley...
Autumn in SteveLand    (E)    # 1008642:
        An illustrated tour of autumn in SteveLand
Bobby and His Clones    (18+)    # 1447193:
        A picture story from Pleasant Valley...
The Story of DoodleMan    (13+)    # 1180576:
        An illustrated cartoon story with captions by WDC members
Let's Go Shopping With Steve    (E)    # 1049276:
        My temples of materialistic consumerism...
The Man in the Big Red Car    (18+)    # 1446185:
        Another picture story from Pleasant Valley...

#1052520:   C-Notes by Steve - FOR SALE!    (ASR)     [Top]
I made these myself! Can I have a cookie now?    (3 items)

Holidays    (E)    # 1181311:
        Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving
Happy Birthday!    (E)    # 1180230:
        Celebrate the miracle of cake!
Congratulations!    (E)    # 1180228:
        Let your friend know that you know that your friend finally accomplished something.

#1178755:   Friction FICTION    (E)     [Top]
Lower your expectations before entering...    (8 items)

Twelve Little Wacky Things    (13+)    # 889328:
        A dozen odd little things to read -- all created in September, 2004.
Filbert Nwar, Private Eye    (18+)    # 1035590:
        Fast action, snappy dialogue, beautiful dames, hot guns, furious fists, thrills, chills!
Osama Bin Laden in Hell    (18+)    # 1773192:
        ...if that's where he is...
Lessons of Love    (18+)    # 813944:
        Something for Valentine's Day - Warning: Not sweet!
Trilla    (ASR)    # 812526:
        You know nothing about yourself until you find the village and meet Trilla.
More Contest Entries    (13+)    # 1595955:
        A collection of short pieces I did for contests
My First Contest Stories    (13+)    # 878246:
        These short stories were all contest entries and some actually won!
Short Stories    (18+)    # 1784575:
        My port is full! So as new stories are written, old ones go in here...

#1446050:   In&Outs    (13+)     [Top]
My In&Outs    (5 items)

Attack and Defend -- February Fracas    (13+)    # 972248:
        Want to get your butt kicked? Mwahahahaha!
!!! More GOOGLE Games !!!    (ASR)    # 1377690:
        EASY TO PLAY! Just GOOGLE some words...
Questions    (13+)    # 768033:
        Answer the previous question with a question. Purpose: FUN!!!
Steve's Place    (18+)    # 815201:
        Where the elite meet and the riffraff laugh
Emoticon Puzzles    (ASR)    # 1747954:
        Solve a puzzle! Create a puzzle!

#1584471:   Interactives    (13+)     [Top]
Tell me about your interactive if you have one    (4 items)

Naked In Crazytown    (13+)    # 1581257:
        Or maybe we are wearing clothes made out of words...
The Big House Of Horrible Fun    (18+)    # 1583430:
        Colorfully perverted
Naked Girls and Boys    (13+)    # 808814:
        Science fiction, fantasy, romance, and adventure in a psychological thriller...
Shrinker Shrunk His Shrinky    (13+)    # 817120:
        Shrinking... A theme you seldom see in Interactive Stories...

#1594784:   Unclassifiable Comedy    (13+)     [Top]
If I knew what it was I would put it where it belongs...    (10 items)

Fake Jokes With Myra And Billy    (13+)    # 1511149:
        Improvised non-humor
First Time Romance    (13+)    # 1585128:
        How your first time was, is, or will be
I was born with a silver spoon in my    (13+)    # 881586:
        mouth and I almost choked to death on it.
Stories That Need More Work    (13+)    # 1035609:
        One day I will finish these...
Insane Poetics    (ASR)    # 809390:
        An homage to the wonderful In-and-Out called "Poetic Insanity"
Honey From the South    (13+)    # 873673:
        Yes! It's the darkly beautiful nurse from South Also, Alabama!
Mambo Fish    (ASR)    # 1363800:
        This is a sequence from my "Attack and Defend" In&Out
Our Penguin Quietly Responded Silence    (ASR)    # 1113436:
        ABC sentences from "Five Words With A Twist"
Twink Him!    (ASR)    # 1078294:
        Co-written with Europa, Ravenwand, Aria, and Geo
Talking Genie    (18+)    # 1811294:
        Entry for the Writer's Cramp contest

#1601362:   Bizarre Erotica    (XGC)     [Top]
With pictures!!!    (1 item)

The Duchess and the Dwip    (XGC)    # 1601382:
        Sometimes you get what you wish for...

#1755932:   Polls and Quizzes    (ASR)     [Top]
Take my poll... please! Or do a quiz.    (4 items)

Are you a good cook?    (ASR)    # 1146581:
        Test your kitchen knowledge...
Are you stupid?    (ASR)    # 1146066:
        In case you have any doubt about it...
Fruits and Vegetables    (E)    # 1758611:
        Grocery store puzzle! Welcome to my garden...
The Truth Poll    (ASR)    # 1755925:
        Do you tell the truth? Do you?

#1757002:   Books and Blogs    (13+)     [Top]
This where the long stuff is kept. Lots of words. It just keeps going and going and...    (3 items)

Radio Steve    (18+)    # 1005718:
        Radio Steve, broadcasting the latest news and gossip from the asylum
Steve's Theory of the Mind    (E)    # 1597813:
        It's all in my head...
Soggy Bloggy    (13+)    # 1777651:
        Dreams and arguments - Let's discuss something philosophically!

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