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Steve Ellen My main portfolio contains 12 items. |
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Folder links are in Red * Other Item links are in Blue [Illustrated Stories] (13+) # 1011293: For people who don't read... No, actually some cool things in here [If You Are Over 18...] (18+) # 889961: Adult stuff... [Polls and Quizzes] (ASR) # 1755932: Take my poll... please! Or do a quiz. [C-Notes by Steve - FOR SALE!] (ASR) # 1052520: I made these myself! Can I have a cookie now? [Essays and Articles] (13+) # 822649: Nonfiction? Hah! [Friction FICTION] (E) # 1178755: Lower your expectations before entering... [CAMPFIRES] (13+) # 883885: I've hosted lots of campfires! [Read a poem] (13+) # 883782: That's right, all my poems are in here [Unclassifiable Comedy] (13+) # 1594784: If I knew what it was I would put it where it belongs... [Books and Blogs] (13+) # 1757002: This where the long stuff is kept. Lots of words. It just keeps going and going and... [Interactives] (13+) # 1584471: Tell me about your interactive if you have one [In&Outs] (13+) # 1446050: My In&Outs |
| Nonfiction? Hah! (9 items) |
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Anyone Can Begin A Story (ASR) # 852724: Anyone can begin a story, but only a storyteller can end it. Dream Flying and Dream Theory (ASR) # 1431051: Yes, Steve, you can fly... but why? How to deal with annoying people (E) # 890208: Advice to a young friend still in school... How to Have Lots of Friends (E) # 890509: More advice to a young friend... I Once Tried To Write A Joke (+ reviews) (ASR) # 825000: Harder than it looks... My Rattlesnake (E) # 883321: Memory from the boyhood of Steve... How to be Creative (ASR) # 1817648: It's a lot easier than you might think... Will the World End In 2012? (13+) # 1787137: How to know if 2012 is the last year of our civilization Edit Me... Please! (13+) # 1770214: Entry for the Quotation Inspiration Contest |
| That's right, all my poems are in here (6 items) |
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Naked Santa (13+) # 815642: Merry Christmas! My gift for you (whether you want it or not!) Lord of the Springs, Amen (13+) # 809298: A "most creative" winner in a Sherri Q contest Myrtle (13+) # 1773003: Contest entry for The Writers Cramp Spontaneous Poem (13+) # 1003997: Sometimes I rhyme... Three Love Poems by Steve (13+) # 874701: Awwwwww...... The Ghost of Old Ned (ASR) # 837200: The new zookeeper has problems with the old zookeeper's ghost... |
| I've hosted lots of campfires! (31 items) |
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After the Nuclear Option (18+) # 1691702: The sequel to It Begins With A Zombie Alexandra Stevens, Private Eye (13+) # 918437: I investigate the uninvestigatable... Alwyn and Pomona (13+) # 887673: The lyrical adventures of Alwyn the minstrel as he searches for his lost Princess... The Amnesia Adventure (13+) # 1031136: Who are they? Where are they? Angela Penguini Speaks Pink Linguini (13+) # 1331288: Invaders from Mars build a giant poison donkey out of old beverage cans Barney Number Three (13+) # 1081223: He's big, he's bad, he's back, and he's better than ever! Bedside Manor (18+) # 1037245: A tale of love, weeping, uneasiness, fear, and panic The Befuddlement (13+) # 885826: Two neighbors find that one of them is threatened by unspeakable evil... BratGirl and DaddyMan (13+) # 888989: "Oh no! What did you do now?" Chub-Chub, the Two-Headed Rat (18+) # 1742599: The sequel to "After the Nuclear Option" The Compound (18+) # 1783877: A charismatic male cult leader, an inquiring female reporter, a steamy jungle setting Crash Landing (13+) # 959725: ...lost on a funny planet with nothing but their... Ghost Shouters (13+) # 1416149: Hello, Ghost Shouters? I have a problem... The Girl in the Pyramid (13+) # 1491453: A mysterious girl journalist opens a door to other dimensions I Dream of Horses (13+) # 885923: A teenage girl finds something unexpected on her Uncle's farm... It Begins With A Zombie (18+) # 1679667: Toby, Harry, Anita, Chobee, Marcus, REAPER, Theodore, Rodham, ___? Long Live Barney! (13+) # 826117: King of the big hairy purple people... MaryLou and Steve in the City (13+) # 882360: They is moving on up to the big time... Mister Wrong (18+) # 1783284: Adralyn makes a terrible mistake... Mogo the Caveman (18+) # 1790483: The adventures of Mogo the Caveman in his quest for the meaning of life Only the Beginning (13+) # 885751: 250 ways to start a story The Rent-A-Penguin Shop (13+) # 1189604: Legal? Profitable? Rational? Ill-advised? Surreal? Whimsical? Ridiculous? Short Story Challenge With Mike & Steve (18+) # 1782522: What one writer begins, another writer ends... The Spank Sisters (18+) # 1021939: Not all paddles are for canoes... So THIS is New Zealand?! (13+) # 1030490: Look at all the flightless birds! Ten Thousand Frog Jokes (13+) # 874711: A frog walked into a saloon... The Three Little Pigs (13+) # 1684214: They build their houses and the Big Bad Wolf destroys them... yeah! What Can You Win? (13+) # 886612: Goofy guests, wacky questions, zany prizes! New writers welcome. When Penguins Attack! (13+) # 1251766: Steve-Morgana-Aria's Adventures in Wonderland ... CAUTION: dark, shameful laughter ahead. Wolf and Cat Search For The Wonder Relic (18+) # 1708324: On an alien world a trio of anthropomorphic adventurers look for treasure... You Are A Winner! (ASR) # 880026: Roo and Steve host a wacky gameshow where the prizes are zany and the guests are goofy. |
| Adult stuff... (5 items) |
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Romantic Evening -- Tips for Success (18+) # 889960: Steve shares his romantic expertise... I Like a Woman Who Can Fake A Good... (18+) # 889300: Helpful tips for women who fake it... How To Cook A Chicken (18+) # 828371: Step One: Stuff the chicken... [Bizarre Erotica] (XGC) # 1601362: With pictures!!! Weekly Quickie Contest Entries (18+) # 1812112: A selection of 869-word erotic (uh, BIZARRE erotic) stories entered into THAT contest |
| For people who don't read... No, actually some cool things in here (7 items) |
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A Walk Through The Swamp (E) # 1596598: If you like nature then take a look at my pics! Dan and Sally Need Drugs (18+) # 1445343: An illustrated tale from Pleasant Valley... Autumn in SteveLand (E) # 1008642: An illustrated tour of autumn in SteveLand Bobby and His Clones (18+) # 1447193: A picture story from Pleasant Valley... The Story of DoodleMan (13+) # 1180576: An illustrated cartoon story with captions by WDC members Let's Go Shopping With Steve (E) # 1049276: My temples of materialistic consumerism... The Man in the Big Red Car (18+) # 1446185: Another picture story from Pleasant Valley... |
| I made these myself! Can I have a cookie now? (3 items) |
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Holidays (E) # 1181311: Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving Happy Birthday! (E) # 1180230: Celebrate the miracle of cake! Congratulations! (E) # 1180228: Let your friend know that you know that your friend finally accomplished something. |
| Lower your expectations before entering... (8 items) |
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Twelve Little Wacky Things (13+) # 889328: A dozen odd little things to read -- all created in September, 2004. Filbert Nwar, Private Eye (18+) # 1035590: Fast action, snappy dialogue, beautiful dames, hot guns, furious fists, thrills, chills! Osama Bin Laden in Hell (18+) # 1773192: ...if that's where he is... Lessons of Love (18+) # 813944: Something for Valentine's Day - Warning: Not sweet! Trilla (ASR) # 812526: You know nothing about yourself until you find the village and meet Trilla. More Contest Entries (13+) # 1595955: A collection of short pieces I did for contests My First Contest Stories (13+) # 878246: These short stories were all contest entries and some actually won! Short Stories (18+) # 1784575: My port is full! So as new stories are written, old ones go in here... |
| My In&Outs (5 items) |
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Attack and Defend -- February Fracas (13+) # 972248: Want to get your butt kicked? Mwahahahaha! !!! More GOOGLE Games !!! (ASR) # 1377690: EASY TO PLAY! Just GOOGLE some words... Questions (13+) # 768033: Answer the previous question with a question. Purpose: FUN!!! Steve's Place (18+) # 815201: Where the elite meet and the riffraff laugh Emoticon Puzzles (ASR) # 1747954: Solve a puzzle! Create a puzzle! |
| Tell me about your interactive if you have one (4 items) |
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Naked In Crazytown (13+) # 1581257: Or maybe we are wearing clothes made out of words... The Big House Of Horrible Fun (18+) # 1583430: Colorfully perverted Naked Girls and Boys (13+) # 808814: Science fiction, fantasy, romance, and adventure in a psychological thriller... Shrinker Shrunk His Shrinky (13+) # 817120: Shrinking... A theme you seldom see in Interactive Stories... |
| If I knew what it was I would put it where it belongs... (10 items) |
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Fake Jokes With Myra And Billy (13+) # 1511149: Improvised non-humor First Time Romance (13+) # 1585128: How your first time was, is, or will be I was born with a silver spoon in my (13+) # 881586: mouth and I almost choked to death on it. Stories That Need More Work (13+) # 1035609: One day I will finish these... Insane Poetics (ASR) # 809390: An homage to the wonderful In-and-Out called "Poetic Insanity" Honey From the South (13+) # 873673: Yes! It's the darkly beautiful nurse from South Also, Alabama! Mambo Fish (ASR) # 1363800: This is a sequence from my "Attack and Defend" In&Out Our Penguin Quietly Responded Silence (ASR) # 1113436: ABC sentences from "Five Words With A Twist" Twink Him! (ASR) # 1078294: Co-written with Europa, Ravenwand, Aria, and Geo Talking Genie (18+) # 1811294: Entry for the Writer's Cramp contest |
| With pictures!!! (1 item) |
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The Duchess and the Dwip (XGC) # 1601382: Sometimes you get what you wish for... |
| Take my poll... please! Or do a quiz. (4 items) |
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Are you a good cook? (ASR) # 1146581: Test your kitchen knowledge... Are you stupid? (ASR) # 1146066: In case you have any doubt about it... Fruits and Vegetables (E) # 1758611: Grocery store puzzle! Welcome to my garden... The Truth Poll (ASR) # 1755925: Do you tell the truth? Do you? |
| This where the long stuff is kept. Lots of words. It just keeps going and going and... (3 items) |
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Radio Steve (18+) # 1005718: Radio Steve, broadcasting the latest news and gossip from the asylum Steve's Theory of the Mind (E) # 1597813: It's all in my head... Soggy Bloggy (13+) # 1777651: Dreams and arguments - Let's discuss something philosophically! |