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Table Of Contents   (TOC)  
Ravenwand, Rising Star!
    My main portfolio contains 10 items.
Folder links are in Red   *   Other Item links are in Blue

fractal sig    (E)    # 1757793:
        Created by {user:Dreamin1-FrostyinFrisco}
My Life, My Blog    (18+)    # 1348233:
        Just about me
[My photographs]    (ASR)    # 1263686:
        Title says it all!
[Hermany Loves, an Ongoing Story]    (13+)    # 1145269:
        An alternate universe parody of the Harry Potter novels.
[Song Lyrics and Parodies]    (ASR)    # 1072913:
        Original Song lyrics and parodies of other songs.
[My Poetry]    (ASR)    # 1072905:
        A collection of my poetry, from the sublime to the absurd.
[Ins and Outs and Other Stuff]    (ASR)    # 1026155:
        What can't be easily categorized. A collection of interactive thingamajigs.
[My word searches]    (ASR)    # 1026148:
        Some of the Word Searches I have done.
[My Madlibs]    (ASR)    # 1020795:
        Just madlibs, nothing more!
[Stories; Short And Otherwise!]    (ASR)    # 1020792:
        A collection of stories written by yours truly.
#1020792:   Stories; Short And Otherwise!    (ASR)     [Top]
A collection of stories written by yours truly.    (33 items)

[Erotica short stories]    (XGC)    # 1811487:
        A collection of my small foray into erotica.
Stitches    (13+)    # 1683517:
        Written for "Do Your Shorts Have Legs?" A garment changes hands and changes lives.
Santa's Elves    (18+)    # 1624292:
        Written for the Holiday Spirit Writing Contest. Genre: Horror
A Termite's Tale    (E)    # 1580540:
        100 word story, no repeated words, using every letter of the alphabet at least once.
Chicago    (E)    # 1551119:
        My thoughts on my daughter's trip to Chicago
Marital Blitz    (13+)    # 1430242:
        Written for the "100 words" contest. 100 words, no repeats.
Niagara Storm Cloud    (13+)    # 1419285:
        About the world's best cat!
Please Send Money!    (ASR)    # 1368880:
        A story full of puns and cows.
The Doll That Santa Took Away    (E)    # 1362185:
        A true story from my younger years
Kendall    (13+)    # 1351619:
        An interesting toddler, she was!
Cliche Courtship    (13+)    # 1328883:
        Written for a contest. Use as many cliche's as possible in a short story
Last Dance    (ASR)    # 1316200:
        Written for the 55 word story contest.
Wedding Night    (13+)    # 1274199:
        Written for the 55 word story contest, inspired by an earlier work of mine
It Was The Cat    (13+)    # 1254605:
        Written for 120 Pieces of a Nightmare Contest
Random Acts    (13+)    # 1251379:
        How random acts of kindness can change your life
True Story, An Embarrassing Moment    (E)    # 1210755:
        A true story, written for the "I Was So Embarrassed" contest.
The Warlock's Holiday Season    (13+)    # 1167357:
        Written for the Slapstick And Sorcery contest
Popcorn And Candy Night    (E)    # 1163149:
        Memories of my cousin's house, popcorn and candy.
A Teacher's Opinion    (E)    # 1158551:
        Written for a contest, 100 words, no repeats!
Walking    (E)    # 1103490:
        A boy walks through an orchard on his way to shchool.
Kentucky Moon    (E)    # 1089441:
        Written for the 100 words contest. With no repeated words (hopefully)
Angie and Jesus    (E)    # 1064769:
        A true acccount of a conversation between a three-year-old, and myself.
One Day, At the Local Wal-Mart    (ASR)    # 1035447:
        Written for the Dialogue 500 contest,
My Life With Edna    (13+)    # 1033809:
        Written for "Remember The Easy Edna" contest
I'm a Real Boy!    (18+)    # 1030497:
        Being a real boy has it's disadvantages...
Do What You're Told!    (E)    # 1030183:
        A brief recollection of a childhood dream.
My Soldier    (E)    # 1027007:
        Written for the Dream a Little Dream Contest.
My real ghost story    (ASR)    # 1024897:
        A true tale of a possible ghost sighting.
The Last Rooster    (ASR)    # 1020272:
        One of the funniest, yet scariest moments from my childhood.
In Defense of Dahmer    (13+)    # 1017703:
        A short story for a contest: Devil's Advocate
Commodore, A Halloween Ghost Story    (18+)    # 1016056:
        An elderly woman reminisces about her late husband.
Jack and Jill    (ASR)    # 1015004:
        Re-writing a nursery rhyme.
Rats    (E)    # 1002653:
        The story of one summer in Kentucky, and the Rats that touched our lives...
#1020795:   My Madlibs    (ASR)     [Top]
Just madlibs, nothing more!    (20 items)

The Santa Trap    (13+)    # 1730360:
        Trying to catch Santa in the "act."
Picture Madlib Puzzle Piece    (ASR)    # 1676849:
        Adapted from Shel Silverstein's "Picture Puzzle Piece"
Original Twilight Saga Ideas    (ASR)    # 1567224:
        For Twilight fans! Not a Twilight fan? Wing it! Massive spoiler alerts, etc, etc...
Interview With A Vampire?    (ASR)    # 1499921:
        An interview with a suspected vampire
New Years Eve, Madlib Style!    (13+)    # 1354670:
        Written for a Madlib contest.
Perfectly Profound Potter Predictions    (ASR)    # 1137909:
        For Harry Potter fans; my theories on the eventual outcome of the series.
Harry Potter and the Fountain of Youth    (18+)    # 1055698:
        A Madlib written for a contest, Madliberation
Why I Didn't Marry Well    (13+)    # 1052283:
        The real reason I didn't marry that amazing boy of my youth.
How To Prepare a Holiday Feast    (E)    # 1037476:
        A nifty how-to guide for the first time cook! (don't try this at home)
A Very, Very, Scary Madlib    (ASR)    # 1021080:
        Devil's Night takes on a new twist for a pair of unsuspecting trick-or-treaters.
What Was I Thinking?    (E)    # 1009960:
        Just a little ditty about my first day at my new job.
Kids these days!    (ASR)    # 1007428:
        A satirical look at the modern-day child.
Harry Potter And The Curse Of Dudley    (E)    # 1005241:
        Well, you asked for a longer Harry Potter Madlib, and you got it!
One Day At The Gas Station..    (E)    # 1003195:
        An eventful day at the Gas-n-Pass.
A Very, Very, Serious Madlib    (ASR)    # 1000981:
        The story would be tragic, if it weren't for the interesting words...
Warping Mother Goose    (E)    # 997975:
        Several mother goose nursery rhymes, mad-lib style
Walt Whitman's Spirit Will Avenge    (E)    # 994062:
        Yet another take on an annoying poem I had to memorize in High School.
Robert Frost is Rolling in His Grave, 2    (E)    # 992708:
        Another take on another anoying poem I had to memorize in school.
Robert Frost is Rolling in His Grave!    (E)    # 992597:
        A take on that annoying poem we all had to memorize in high school.
A Very Harry MadLib    (E)    # 992280:
        Just another Harry Potter Madlib!
#1026148:   My word searches    (ASR)     [Top]
Some of the Word Searches I have done.    (5 items)

The ABC's of Harry Potter    (E)    # 1104763:
        First names from the famous series, from A-Z
Words that make you go "Huh?"    (ASR)    # 1005516:
        A list of words that, when read aloud, sound more... adult than others. Here are a few!
Candies of Yesteryear    (E)    # 1005141:
        Take a trip down nostalgia lane with this word search about old-fashioned candy!
Popcorn!    (E)    # 1004821:
        Words associated with my favorite snack, popcorn.
Harry Potter, The First Book    (E)    # 1001913:
        For all you Potter Geeks, like me! Indulge!
#1026155:   Ins and Outs and Other Stuff    (ASR)     [Top]
What can't be easily categorized. A collection of interactive thingamajigs.    (11 items)

A Little Alliteration Please!    (18+)    # 1717777:
        For all you alliteration bluffs out there!
Nuclear Option    (E)    # 1717376:
        A cast of characters from the campfire, "After the Nuclear Option"
Undead Musician's Society    (18+)    # 1657673:
        Undead musicians trying to fit in to the real world, while coping with being undead.
Heroes    (E)    # 1643552:
        A crossword dedicated to my favorite TV series, Heroes
The Raven's Nest 150    (18+)    # 1362555:
        Created to celebrate the 150th item in my portfolio!
R.I.P. Harry Potter    (E)    # 1301018:
        About the final book, Deathly Hallows
Amusing Epitaphs    (13+)    # 1099422:
        A little In and Out, Where you get to write witty epitaphs!
Francis Cornwall Spikerman, Jr.    (E)    # 1079533:
        The lead character of my campfire, Spikerman's Follies.
Spikerman's Follies    (18+)    # 1073058:
        An eccentric billionaire hosts a scavenger hunt, with a sinister twist.
Sell It!, The Contest.    (13+)    # 1006922:
        You have an item you want to sell on E-Bay. It's junk, but convince me to buy it!
Let's Write A Country Song!    (13+)    # 1005753:
        Country music is simple, yet complex, sad, yet happy, so let's write a country song!
#1072905:   My Poetry    (ASR)     [Top]
A collection of my poetry, from the sublime to the absurd.    (43 items)

Ancestor    (E)    # 1802708:
        Written for Hawk's Vocabulary Contest August 2011
Georgie Porgie Redux    (13+)    # 1796021:
        Re-Written poem... The REAL reason Georgie Porgie made the girls cry when he kissed them!
August    (18+)    # 1724758:
        A sonnet, written for Karis' Romantic Poetry Contest
Clandestine    (18+)    # 1708989:
        Written for Hawk's Vocabulary Extravaganza, using vocab words to create a poem
I Feel You    (18+)    # 1704293:
        Written for Rising Stars Shining Brighter contest
Treehouse    (13+)    # 1687783:
        A sonnet written for "Get the Picture"
Tapestry    (18+)    # 1687086:
        Written for the "A Little Bit Of Poetry" contest. Using only nouns.
Subcutaneous    (13+)    # 1663150:
        An alliterative love poem
Daisy    (E)    # 1406927:
        A short ode to a daisy
Water Water    (E)    # 1370062:
        Written for Acme's Comedy Poetry Contest
Promises, Schromises!    (18+)    # 1364767:
        Written for Acme's Poetry Contest
Larry And The Chipmunk    (E)    # 1356136:
        An interesting Christmas Eve!
Candy Canes    (E)    # 1352954:
        Written for the Opposite Emotions contest
Stubborn Eleanor    (E)    # 1344061:
        Written for the Seussify Me contest
Song Of The Incubus    (13+)    # 1329230:
        Written for Kansas Poet's contest. A Monotetra poem.
Monster    (ASR)    # 1327603:
        Monsters come in many forms; written for the Shakespearean Sonnet Contest
The Soprano    (E)    # 1314245:
        Created for the Shakespearean Sonnet Contest; about my daughter
Just Friends?    (13+)    # 1307559:
        For the Shakespearean Sonnet Contest... Yes, I am a little bitter...
A Tribute To Papaw    (E)    # 1261684:
        A sonnet, to a great man
The Creator, a Complex Alliterisen    (ASR)    # 1210292:
        Written for Kansas Poet's Contest
A Thousand Mirrors    (ASR)    # 1206890:
        Written for Lexi's Poetry Challenge
Sips of Cider, a Rhyming Alliterisen    (E)    # 1206047:
        Written for Kansas Poet's Contest
Splattered On The Wall    (E)    # 1205607:
        Misadventure with Canned Peas
Christmas Emoticon Prose    (E)    # 1182797:
        My feelings on Christmas commercialism
Crayon    (13+)    # 1173596:
        Terror from the point of view of a crayon
A Halloween Sonnet    (E)    # 1163204:
        A mother laments over sewing a costume.
I Am A Grain Of Sand    (ASR)    # 1156960:
        The hidden power of a single grain of sand
[Deliberately Horrible Poetry]    (13+)    # 1149494:
        Enter at your own risk!
Carnival Heart    (ASR)    # 1097038:
        Written for the "Take My Phrase, Please" contest
The Mysterious Creature    (E)    # 1083299:
        Written for the "Seussify-Me" contest! Rhyme like Dr. Seuss
On St. Patty's Day Driving    (13+)    # 1081844:
        Written for the St. Patrick's Day Acrostic contest.
The Possum Sonnet    (ASR)    # 1080951:
        A Shakespearian Sonnet written for a contest.
Soliloquy In White    (E)    # 1079730:
        A poem written for the "Take My Phrase, Please" contest
Bittersweet Rosebuds    (13+)    # 1074371:
        Written for the "Take My Phrase, Please" Contest
The Bully    (E)    # 1071443:
        Written for the "Try This" contest. An Etheree poem.
A Valentine Rose    (E)    # 1070289:
        Written for the Valentine's Day Shape Poetry Contest
If I Were A Poet    (13+)    # 1064279:
        Written for the If I/You poetry contest
Coffee Mug    (E)    # 1048105:
        A poem about a coffee mug and the people and emotions tied to it.
Hairbrush    (ASR)    # 1035607:
        Written for the Spinning Nouns contest.
Swimming In A Fishbowl, Minus E    (E)    # 1025366:
        A poem wrote for the Minus the Vowel contest.
Something In My Bowl Of Cheerios    (E)    # 1025103:
        Written for a contest. Create a poem minus a vowel
All Hallows Eve    (ASR)    # 1014951:
        A little ode to the frustration of Halloween.
Your First Breath    (ASR)    # 1006934:
        The first time I heard my son's voice
#1072913:   Song Lyrics and Parodies    (ASR)     [Top]
Original Song lyrics and parodies of other songs.    (16 items)

Pretty Hamster    (18+)    # 1470732:
        A parody of Roy Orbison's Pretty Woman
Poopie Streaks, a parody of Super Freak    (18+)    # 1231744:
        Written for the Sing Along Parody Contest
These Bodies Are My Wonderland    (18+)    # 1225292:
        A parody of John Mayer's Your Body Is A Wonderland written for a contest.
I'm Insane, a Song Parody of Purple Rain    (18+)    # 1216781:
        Written for the Sing Along Parody Contest
Itchy Behind    (18+)    # 1213813:
        A parody of the song "I Will Survive"
Gotta Go, A Christmas Parody    (ASR)    # 1182498:
        To the tune of "Let It Snow"
I'll Be Alone For Christmas    (ASR)    # 1182167:
        Written for the Cristmas Song Parody contest.
Road Rash    (ASR)    # 1085676:
        Written for the Spewlitzer Prize contest!
Mr. Tea    (E)    # 1083700:
        Written for the Spewlitzer Prize Contest. About an embarrassing moment...
The Viagra Song    (18+)    # 1082933:
        A parody of the song "You're The One That I Want."
Brokeback Mountain Didn't Win    (13+)    # 1078666:
        Written for the Spewlitzer Prize Contest
How Could You?    (ASR)    # 1064558:
        Written for the Country Music Lovers Contest
Ode to a Mexican Stockboy    (13+)    # 1062998:
        Written for the Pen me a Parody Contest
You're Not God's Gift    (ASR)    # 1030769:
        Written for a contest, ountry music lyrics.
Stupid Me    (ASR)    # 1030763:
        Country Song Lyrics, written for a contest.
Rubber Ducky, A Song Parody    (GC)    # 1002537:
        My song parody to the tune of "Rubber Ducky"
#1145269:   Hermany Loves, an Ongoing Story    (13+)     [Top]
An alternate universe parody of the Harry Potter novels.    (7 items)

Part Seven: Who's Your Daddy?    (ASR)    # 1408244:
        Voldebby spends some "quality" time with her "unmentionable" father
Part Six: The Dogchild's Prophecy    (ASR)    # 1408234:
        Part six of my ten part story. The boys meet Darlene...
Hermany Loves Part 5    (ASR)    # 1384313:
        Chapter 5, The boys go on a madcap adventure involving a shopping cart!
Hermany Loves, Chapter 4    (ASR)    # 1295054:
        The fourth installment of my blockbuster story, by popular demand!
Hermany Loves, Part 3    (13+)    # 1145278:
        Meanwhile, back at St. Mungo's...
Chapter 2, Hermany Loves    (13+)    # 1145273:
        The ongoing adventures of Harseverius, Remmie and Dra-ville
HerMany Loves    (18+)    # 1094429:
        It seems Hermione has been a busy girl, (If you know what I mean!)
#1149494:   Deliberately Horrible Poetry    (13+)     [Top]
Enter at your own risk!    (32 items)

A Spamslinger Halloween Love Story    (13+)    # 1611026:
        Written for the Spamslingers, using prompts. Read at your own risk!
Rondeau Spamshee    (13+)    # 1610525:
        Written for the Spamslingers, a delightful Rondeau
The Grim Reaper, an Octopoem    (13+)    # 1607347:
        Written from a cheesy fill in the blank poetry sight, for the Spamslingers
Constanza of Cheese    (ASR)    # 1527059:
        An ode to cheese, Constanza style!
Post Election...    (18+)    # 1519586:
        An Ode to Obama, and SPAM... For the Spamslingers, read at your own risk!
Carl the Cuddly Corpse    (13+)    # 1516130:
        Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
Onomatopoeiamonotetra    (18+)    # 1515540:
        Written for the Spamslingers. Perhaps my worst poem ever.
The Real Me, For The Spamslingers    (18+)    # 1514191:
        A triple Limerick, written for the Spamslingers. Read at your own risk!
Synchronicity Poem, for the Spamslingers    (18+)    # 1514188:
        A Synchronicity poem, with a twist. Read at your own risk!
A Clarity Pyramid (for Spamslingers)    (18+)    # 1512389:
        A clarity Pyramid Poem, written for Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
Left O'er Turkey, for the Spamslingers    (18+)    # 1510598:
        To the tune of "Auld Lang Syne" For the Spamslingers! Read at your own risk!
Spam Fruitcake    (18+)    # 1510450:
        Written for the Spamslingers, Read at your own risk!
Vile Villanelle, For the Spamslingers    (13+)    # 1509923:
        Written for the Spamslingers. Read at your own risk. LOL
Santa Spam, Twas The Night Before    (18+)    # 1509064:
        Written for the Spamslinger's contest, Not for the faint of heart!
Ho Ho Ho    (18+)    # 1354495:
        Written for Cream of Spam. I've been a very naughty girl...
Spam ZaniLa    (18+)    # 1354461:
        Written for the Spamslingers!
Reflux Haiku    (13+)    # 1353461:
        Written for the Spamslingers, for a Spamhole
Ottava Rima Of Spam, My Spamgnum Opus    (ASR)    # 1352233:
        My Spamgnum Opus
What Are They Feeding You?    (E)    # 1350741:
        Written for the Spamslingers, a Synchronicity poem.
Why I Need To Diet, for Spam Slingers!    (13+)    # 1348929:
        I really need to diet!
Thanksgiving Memories, a Trijan Refrain    (ASR)    # 1348565:
        A little ditty about my family and Thanksgiving. Written for the Cream of Spam contest.
Pickled Pigs Feet    (13+)    # 1345426:
        Written for the Cream of Spam contest; A tongue twister
A Pickle Pantoum    (18+)    # 1342184:
        Written for the Spam Slingers. Rate low!
Don't Take My Song    (ASR)    # 1271197:
        Written for the "Take My Phrase Please" contest. My next smash country song!
Little Bo (Adult) Peep    (18+)    # 1234132:
        A classic turned... um... Bad. You have been warned
I Hate Clowns    (13+)    # 1089390:
        Written for the "Simply Horrible" poetry contest
Genus Ovis, A Love Poem    (18+)    # 1083488:
        Written for the Spewlitzer Prize contest. Deliberately bad poetry!
The Inky, Stinky Leprechaun    (ASR)    # 1080920:
        A poem written for the "Simply Horrible" contest
The Little Pinto That Could    (ASR)    # 1078649:
        An ode to my first car.
Snow Sucks    (ASR)    # 1075592:
        How I really feel about snow
What Rhymes With Olympics?    (13+)    # 1073268:
        Written for the "Simply Horrible" poetry contest
The Worst Valentines Poem EVER!!!    (E)    # 1069609:
        Written for the Acrostic Plus contest
#1202657:   My family    (E)     [Top]
Pictures of me and my wonderful family!    (6 items)

Lizzy    (E)    # 1376053:
        A picture for my poem, The Soprano
My little songbird    (E)    # 1263682:
        My little songbird!
My daughter    (E)    # 1263674:
        My favorite pictures of my daughter, taken shortly before her twelfth birthday.
My reasons.    (E)    # 1202655:
        The reasons I was put here on this earth!
My Favorite Kitty    (E)    # 1202618:
        This is my Niagara Storm Cloud. Better known as Stormy or Kadorm.
Some folks wonder what I look like...    (E)    # 1202609:
        This is me, no makeup, no hair color, just me.
#1263686:   My photographs    (ASR)     [Top]
Title says it all!    (19 items)

White Ape    (E)    # 1802706:
        Image for a poem I wrote.
The Woman Behind Patsy    (E)    # 1664777:
        The woman behind Patsy.
UMS ransom note 2    (E)    # 1660834:
        second half of the ransom note for UMS
Ums ransom note 1    (E)    # 1660832:
        Ransom note image for UMS
UMS members    (E)    # 1659390:
        Members of the UMS society x 6
UMS bill haley    (E)    # 1658956:
        illustration for the Undead Musician's Society
Illustration: Undead Musician's Society    (E)    # 1658538:
        The first four members of the Undead Musician's Society
Sweeney Scissorhands    (ASR)    # 1444824:
        A by product of my addiction to Johnny Depp and Photoshop
creepy doll    (ASR)    # 1416189:
        A photograph of one of my dolls, for "Sell It"
Ravensig    (E)    # 1376686:
        For my portfolio.
raven    (E)    # 1362557:
        for my In and Out , The Raven's Nest
Spam,    (E)    # 1352237:
        The name says it all.
Yummy...    (E)    # 1345431:
        illustration for a poem I wrote about Pickled Pigs feet
Image for Sell It    (E)    # 1284224:
        picture for my contest, Sell It
Headstone for Amusing Epitaphs    (E)    # 1263672:
        Image taken for my I/O, Amusing Epitaphs
cat eye    (E)    # 1255177:
        image for my short story, "It Was The Cat"
Gooey Duck Clam    (ASR)    # 1221600:
        Words defy me at this time...
Poison Ivy    (E)    # 1213839:
        Now you know how it looks!
[My family]    (E)    # 1202657:
        Pictures of me and my wonderful family!
#1811487:   Erotica short stories    (XGC)     [Top]
A collection of my small foray into erotica.    (3 items)

Corn Blight    (XGC)    # 1813192:
        For the Weekly Quickie Contest
Mark n Diane    (XGC)    # 1811478:
        Written for Round 56 of Weekly Quickie Contest
Jesus, Take The... Um...    (XGC)    # 1808812:
        Adventures with a Mexican stock boy. Written for the Weekly Quickie Contest.

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