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Bernie Thomas

Hi! Thanks for dropping in. I’m Bernie and I’ll be your host for the duration of your visit. Below you’ll find mostly humor, mixed with editorials and opinions, contest entries, movie reviews, poetry, a little horror, and a couple of old fashion detective serials. Please pull up a chair and make yourself at home. All comments are welcomed and encouraged, and I look forward to YOUR opinion. To contact me outside of Writing.com, email Bernie-Thomas@Hotmail.com. Best regards, Bernie

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1301002 Folder	Contest Enrties >> E by 1 member.	3 Items	8/4/07 1:18pm 10/24/07 7:03pm
	My contest entries Genres: Contest :: Comedy :: Other
1287425 Folder	Opinions and Editorials >> E This item has no ratings.	5 Items	7/7/07 8:49am 6/23/08 6:51pm
	An ordinary man's view of the ridiculous. Genres: Comedy :: Entertainment :: Opinion
1337973 Folder	Excerpts from my novels >> GC This item has no ratings.	2 Items	10/24/07 8:00pm 10/24/07 8:09pm
	Here you will find excerpts from opening scenes of my novels, Deadly_Dating.com and M.E. Genres: Crime/Gangster :: Horror/Scary :: Thriller/Suspense
1288650 Folder	Movie Reviews >> E This item has no ratings.	7 Items	7/9/07 10:27pm 7/3/08 6:38pm
	If the critics hate them, they must be good. Genres: Entertainment :: Opinion :: Comedy
1287417 Folder	Poetry >> ------ This item has no ratings.	1 Items	7/7/07 8:20am 7/7/07 8:24am
	There's only one, but sometimes it's the only way. Genres: Parenting :: Personal :: Family
1287419 Folder	Old Fashion P.I. Serials >> E This item has no ratings.	2 Items	7/7/07 8:31am 11/30/08 1:12pm
	Old Fashion Detective Serials, sort of. Greyson Sloane returns in a couple of P.I. spoofs. Genres: Mystery :: Detective :: Crime/Gangster
1353694 Folder	My Columns - Writing.Comedy Lounge N.L. >> E by 1 member.	10 Items	11/27/07 8:55am 5/30/08 9:37am
	Columns I've written for the WRITING.COMedy Lounge Newsletter Genres: Comedy :: Writing :: Writing.Com
1240520 Essay	New York Girls >> E by 20 members.	4.92 KB	3/30/07 7:14pm 5/6/07 11:05am
	Understanding my New York girlfriend's dialect Genres: Comedy :: Relationship :: Cultural
1235062 Essay	Trauma By Weather >> E by 9 members.	5.74 KB	3/19/07 12:16pm 12/29/07 10:40am
	My girlfriend's weather phobia Genres: Comedy :: Personal :: Relationship
1190338 Fiction	She Cooks!! >> E by 20 members.	12.52 KB	12/13/06 9:24pm 7/23/08 9:20am
	Horrible things happen to men, when their significant others are unemployed. Genres: Horror/Scary :: Comedy :: Food/Cooking
1169584 Fiction	“Zzzz… Zzzz... Zzzz...” >> 18+ by 12 members.	5.39 KB	10/18/06 10:19pm 3/2/07 7:40pm
	Post romantic interlude Genres: Adult :: Relationship :: Comedy
1167057 Other	What's It Called, Again? >> E by 17 members.	2.53 KB	10/11/06 11:43pm 11/1/07 1:36pm
	Opinion on the fast fix. Genres: Opinion :: Satire :: Philosophy
1164254 Short Story	Jumpin’ Jiminy >> 13+ by 20 members.	5.81 KB	10/3/06 11:37pm 3/17/08 6:35pm
	My girlfriend's phobia. Genres: Comedy :: Experience :: Men's
1163240 Short Story	I, Monk >> 13+ by 11 members.	4.77 KB	10/1/06 12:29pm 3/3/07 1:05am
	As one grows older, their behaviors change. Genres: Comedy :: Men's :: Other
1158225 Non-fiction	Honey? Why Do They Call It A Pigskin? >> E by 30 members.	5.47 KB	9/17/06 9:22pm 9/1/07 8:37pm
	Teaching my girlfriend football Genres: Comedy :: Relationship :: Sports

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