The Blog (E) # 1349462:
Everyone knows blogging is overrated. One star ratings please.
Stiks on the Web (E) # 1349460:
The adventures of a Stik Figure cruising the internet
V-Day (13+) # 1349459:
Because Valentine's Day is a disgusting disgrace
Demon Type Items (13+) # 1349453:
A bad reflection on the master of the underworld
On Paper (ASR) # 1349451:
The sad, sorry, one star fate of books
Remember Rory (E) # 1349450:
A plea full of alliteration and stench
Flexibility (13+) # 1349448:
I'm courting trouble with this one.
Brownies (ASR) # 1349446:
A recipe and nothing more. Right.
No Pity (E) # 1349444:
From the mouth of a frustrated bad poet
The Crazy Buffet (ASR) # 1349443:
What happens to those missing socks of ours? They get eaten, of course!
Never Mind (ASR) # 1349442:
Invented words and break-ups make for awful poetry!
Yummy Salad (18+) # 1349441:
The most obscene salad on record, I'd say
Gnooooome! (13+) # 1349440:
One star answer to the question of what lawn gnomes do when we're not looking
Silence Is.... (13+) # 1349439:
scary, especially with this batch of mimes!
Some Hair (13+) # 1349437:
A disgusting musing on body hair and the losing battle to eradicate it
Sleepy Time (13+) # 1349436:
What happens when twisted people don't get enough sleep (and write poetry)
Bad Bitey (13+) # 1349435:
Dogs are bad little critters...just like this poem!
Fishes! (E) # 1349429:
Nemo's worth more than one star, but this poem isn't!
Last Thoughts (ASR) # 1349426:
Intentionally awful poem of national lament
Acidic Salsa (ASR) # 1349421:
One star mix of Akira, South Beach and a tomato based foodstuff
WeedLand (E) # 1349418:
My little one star worthy garden
I Need to Bathe (E) # 1349417:
One star answer to the question of what to use when you have no soap
Dairy Woes (ASR) # 1349303:
Utterly grotesque views on dairy products (craving one star ratings)
My Bode (13+) # 1071775:
A love poem...from my cat's point of view!
Floridian Evil (13+) # 963805:
1 star commentary on the Florida economy
I Hate Red (13+) # 960701:
And why do I hate red? (One star, please)
Emo Fools (18+) # 958193:
Terrible one-star worthy ghazal on Live Journal antics.
Invalid Item (E) # 714530:
This likes 1 star ratings (hint hint)