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Rated: 13+ · Book · Experience · #2171316
As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book
#1035112 added July 12, 2022 at 2:49pm
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Enjoy these Punchlines!

●I'm a nobody,
nobody is perfect,
and therefore I'm perfect.

●I've got to sit down and
work out where I stand.

●If I save time,
when do I get it back..???

●I am free .... of all
prejudices. I hate
everyone equally.

●Take my advice,
I don't use it anyway.

●Statement below is true.
Statement above is false.

●As I said before,
I never repeat myself.

●Sometimes I need what
only you can provide:
your absence.

●A conscience does not
prevent sin. It only
prevents you from
enjoying it!

●Best way to prevent
hangover is to stay drunk.

●Doesn't expecting the
unexpected make the
unexpected become
the expected?

●A bus station is where a
bus stops. A train station
is where train stops. On my
desk, I have a work station.
What more can I say!

●If it's true that we are
here to help others,
then, what exactly are
the others here for?

●How come _abbreviated_
is such a long word?

●Living on Earth may be
expensive but it includes
an annual free trip
around the Sun.

●Your future depends
on your dreams.
So go to sleep !!


●Alcohol kills slowly. So
what? who’s in a hurry?

●Can you do anything that
other people can't? Sure..
I can read my handwriting.

Cheers

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