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Rated: 18+ · Book · Sci-fi · #1587540
Not hardcore enough to be ultra nerdy, but it's not that shallow, either.
#699124 added June 13, 2010 at 10:42pm
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Something involving productivity!
Hooray, product reviews! I know I owe you a long entry discussing the Star Trek DVD. In the meantime, I come bearing a product review.

Star Trek Movie Tie-In   (Rated: 13+)
ASIN: 1439171254
ID #110586
Product Type: Book
Reviewer: Elisa the Bunny Stik
Review Rated: E
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Amazon's Price: $ 7.75


The product review itself is E rated, but I'll drop off a few non-E comments here.

*Star* I'm pretty sure Alan Dean Foster started trippin balls about halfway through writing this, because the book almost becomes an AU of the story.

*Star* SPOILER ALERT! What in the blue hell happened to Pike's paralysis?

*Star* Why did McCoy make up a condition that involved some painful disease and Kirk's genitals in order to get him on board?

*Star* The final showdown with the Romulans in the book can be described in one word: asstastic.

*Star* Cupcake is a way funnier insulting nickname than moonbeam. just sayin'.

On the bright side, the Roumlans and Chekov made a little more sense in this book. That is strictly my opinion, though.


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