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#1006976 added March 24, 2021 at 12:51am
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Beautiful India
A Bengali, a Punjabi, a Gujarati and a hardcore leftist Keralite were reluctant to take the Covid-19 vaccine.
The Doctor called them in one by one.

He told the *Bengali* , “You must take your vaccine.”
The Bengali said “no“.
The Doctor said, “Every cultured and civilised man takes the vaccine.”
The Bengali took his vaccine.

Then the Punjabi came in.
The Doctor said, “Here is your vaccine.“
Punjabi said No.
The Doctor said, “Your neighbours have all taken the vaccine “.
So the Punjabi took the vaccine.

Then the Gujarati came in.
The Doctor said, “Take your vaccine.”
Gujarati said “No”.
And the Doctor said: “it’s an order from Prime Minister Modi.”
The Gujarati took his vaccine.

Finally the Keralite came in.
The Doctor said “take your vaccine.”
Keralite said, “No.”
The Doctor said, “Every cultured and civilised man takes the vaccine.”
The Keralite said, “Go away, I will never take the vaccine.”
The Doctor then said,
“All your neighbours have taken it.”
The Keralite replied, “I don’t care.”
The Doctor, now desperate, said,
“It’s an order from Prime Minister Modi”.
The Keralite replied “Po Mone Modi.”

Finally the Doctor asked,
“Which state are you from?”
The Keralite said, “I am from Kerala.”
The Doctor said, “Oh sorry, you are not *entitled* to have the vaccine.”
The Keralite said, “What!!? Who are you to tell me that I cannot have the vaccine? How dare you deny me my fundamental rights! Give me the vaccine or I will protest outside your clinic!”
The doctor gladly gave him the vaccine and the Mallu proudly took it and said to his comrades I fought and got the vaccination.

Our beautiful India...😍

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