Norma's Homemade Banana Bar

Oops.

I may have a problem. I've gotten the itinerary for the Mediterranean cruise. I see that we are stopping quite often for beverage breaks. In bars. Has anyone else received this itinerary? Or did Andre send this to me as a joke?

Well, Andre, let me tell you. I've already paid my deposit. I can't back out now. Why wasn't I told that you have us stopping at every shack, mud hut, and dive all over the islands? Do they even know we are coming? You can't just arrive in places like this without notice, monkey boy. They will frown on us descending like apes. Forgive the racial slur.

Maybe I'll just sip on a Shirley Temple at these places. I don't drink alcohol. So I guess I'll get to be the designated driver. But as I think about things, do I need to get a captain's license so I can steer the boat while everyone is sloppy drunk? Or are we swimming from island to island?

Andre, you are a little bugger. Thanks for sending me off into a worrisome frenzy. Seems like I'm going to have a sleepless night.









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