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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #2252787
American women are dangerous!
#1014266 added July 25, 2021 at 8:07pm
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Firecracker ..

"Betcha can't hold that firecracker," Lucy said to Charlie.
Charlie lets the firecracker go off in his closed hand.
He goes to the hospital with a bad burn on his hand.

I don't think that would be an acceptable Peanuts cartoon.

Covid could reduce the overpopulated world by half.
It might have been bioengineered...
Is this the new Green Plan?

What was that plague in the Middle Ages?
What killed the firstborn Egyptians in Moses' time?
Why did God flood the world?

Was it Satan?

Maybe, nature has a way to balance life and death.
Or, it's a greedy corporation trying to enslave us.
It might be a bioweapon for an alien invasion.

Don't try to kick that football, Charlie Brown.
She will pull the football away.

Oh, well.

Vertago
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