Life’s Little Misdirections 🥀🦋

Yeti Free Fall Disaster & Other Realilties

The red Yeti fumbled,
tumbled, sprung
from the headboard, releasing
a gusher
from its top.
Pepsi and spiced rum spewed a geyser
in free fall
into a steam punk hat laying atop
the stove top
Abe Lincoln lid
on the carpet beside
his nightstand.

He longed for a refill more
than a rag
and detergent
to scrub the scene
of wasted inspirant,
concocted earlier
above the kitchen sink
in dim, happy fluorescence.


8.21/22.22

Completely random and separate:

&?@!#%&! Programmers And Random-nality Explained (Computers Cheat At Cards!) --

The computer’s skill level was determined by giving itself better hands than its human opponent.


I apparently made up inspirant and wanted to include aspirant, though it will take a revisit to consider this.