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Rated: 13+ · Book · Comedy · #2256536
Are we all crazy or saved?
#1027681 added February 28, 2022 at 11:39pm
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Am I moral?



A lady at Market Basket showed me a trick
to open a plastic fruit bag.
You role the bag between your hands
and it opens...
But, she got angry and left
when I did not hook up with her...

I think that was a moral decision.
She was slender but in her seventies.
And I secretly wonder if she had herpes.
I enjoy sex, but I don't want herpes.
And she was old.
I was very angry about not having sex.

I'm not religious.
Nevertheless, I live a humble life.
I like having sex as teenager.
I had a stroke on August 22, 2021.
And I haven't had any sex after the stroke.
However, I would enjoy having sex anyway.

I think, therefore, I am moral...


Bob County


Jesus said, "Obey or I will kill you."
He said that according to Luke 19:27.
I thought that was rude...
What about all the none Christens?
Are they all dammed?
I should have had sex with the seventy-year-old lady...


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