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Rated: 13+ · Book · Comedy · #2256536
Are we all crazy or saved?
#1031036 added April 20, 2022 at 1:50am
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The President comes to Portsmouth, NH...




I thought this was going to be a simple day...
Nope, the traffic was tied in knots.
The President of the United States had come to Porstmouth NH.
I only wanted to get to the Portsmouth Home Depot...
Along the way, I was beeped at and forced to take sideroads.

I thought about sex and nylon legs.
And I raised my fist to a driver behind me...
Home Depot was many turns away.
I like everything about women.
They like to wear tights as well.

Every side road was an hour away from Home Depot.
I was a cashier there many years ago.
I just need some clamps for my pot of pansies.
There were two left there.
Thank God!

I hope the President is okay...


Bob County
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