My So-Called Perfunctory Existence

Wow, I haven't written in a long time...

Hey sorry everybody for that extended
absence...

So what's up for me today? As of right now,
I'm supposed to be watching my cousin Leah.
Yep, I'm watching her...put that tv remote in her
mouth. STOP!...ok got it. Ah young'uns. Well I
wasn't feeling so good yesterday and early
this morning but now I'm back and ready to
party all night long. This is the start of the last
week before school starts! I can't believe it! I
really don't want to go back-this summer was
the best ever! Now unless I develop a way to
travel back in time...nevermind.

Well I gots to be going now or else this kid will
get herself killed and I'll be blamed. If any of
my friends are reading this today...call me! I'm
so bored!