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Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #924960
of a tennis player, hiker, writer
#377403 added October 5, 2005 at 9:20am
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Why?
Usually, my blog entries are original, but, i saw this on the internet and had to share....to cute.


Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

And a favorite . . .

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they are okay, then it's you!

(personal note.... Going over my list of friends... they all seem fine... is there a problem here?)

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