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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #1381782
Quotes from a small (and not so small) Monkey
#610067 added September 29, 2008 at 7:37pm
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Back scratcher . . .
Jakie and I were having a little snuggle on the chair, and I was scratching his back.  He said "you have sharp toenails."  *Confused*  Uh, dude?  I'm not using my feet! *Laugh* *Sick*

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