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by Shaara
Rated: 13+ · Book · Holiday · #1837134
Sometimes we just want to read about the holiday we're closest to.
#743138 added January 2, 2012 at 6:19pm
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Pinocchio's Problem
I've got a tape that proves this really happened. I'll show it to you when . . .

Writer's Cramp (24 hours/ 40 lines or less)

Prompt: Use the words: ghost, monster, party




Pinocchio's Problem





The ghost kept howling just like a cow.

The monster danced a lot like a sow.

Batman whirled his cape all about,

While Barbie practiced on her pout

‘Cause her precious Ken wasn’t there.

The mean, old vampire only stared.

Frankenstein tripped over his feet,

The mummy did nothing but eat and eat,

The witch flew her broomstick all around

While Superman danced across the ground.

How do I know? Because the dancing bear

Recorded it all on his VCR!

I’ll sell that tape to Channel Two.

Yes, I will; I will; I swear it’s true!

I’ve seen that tape a hundred times.

Can’t wait to see those million dimes,

Or watch as all the people gape.

Yes, I’ll be rich when I sell that tape.

Just as soon as my nose shrinks back

And stops resembling a small kayak.

Oh, how I wish my lies weren't apparent.

It's hard on business being transparent.




*Ghost*****Cat*****Jackolantern*****Witchhat*****Ghost*****Cat*****Jackolantern*****Witchhat*****Ghost*



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