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Rated: 18+ · Book · Writing · #1568380
Hodgepodge of things. Contest entries, short stories, scenes, my newsletters and other ...
#754780 added June 12, 2012 at 11:33pm
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June 12 - Turtle
"So you turtles get really old, I hear."
"Who do you call old? You don't live very long, I hear."
"No need to get upset."
"Man, I'm too zen to get upset."
"Zen, eh. I had a cousin who wasn't zen at all."
"I heard of him. Went all the way to Sidney to get his son from some dentist's aquarium."
"Ha ha ha. That's fiction, man."
"I'm not a man."
"Sorry, woman."
"Ugh, I'm outta here."

"What's up duuuude?"
"This isn't a Disney movie! I'm not a dude!"
"Couldn't tell. You all look alike."
Snap!
"You all taste the same too once I've got you in my beak."



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