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Better Than Egg On Your Face

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Walking on eggshells?  I never really understood that saying.  Like walking on eggshells?  -- Like meaning you have to be careful?  Ridiculous.  Why would anyone try to walk on eggshells carefully!  You know they're going to break.  Unless your a bug or something.  I don't often wear shoes, but I do enjoy walking on eggshells barefoot.  Especially before the shell has been emptied out.  The squishy feeling of the yolks between my toes is very erotic.  As long as the eggs are fresh that is.  The smell of rotten eggs slimmed on my feet is anything but erotic.  And I just hate it when the eggs are about ready to hatch and I have to listen to the pity full peeps of the squished chicks.  Sometimes the calciferous slivers in the bottom of my feet seem to form a treasure map.  Someday maybe I will follow that map and find a pot of golden eggs.