Megan's Blog City Journal

Dirty House/Clean House

BCOF Prompt: Lyn wanted us to write about a house that never seems clean and the reasons why.

1. My husband always has papers, TV Guides and tractor books on his side of the coffee table.
2. The dog tracked in mud.
3. The cat is shedding.
4. The bunnies left dust behind.
5. A ghost followed me home from work and messed up the house.
6. An angry fairy messed up the house.
7. They don't make 409, Mr. Clean and bathroom cleaners like they used to.
8. I am a writer, a Nurse, I work midnights and sleep and never have enough time to clean.
9. I had to go to Doctor Appointments.
10. The automatic clean button for my house is broke.
11. Moon dust snuck into my house.
12. A Martian dirtied up my house.
13. An ogre ate all the food and left crumbs all over.
14. Martha Stewart and Rachael Ray were in my house cooking, they got in a fight and threw food all over the walls, floors and my kitchen counter tops.
15. My vacuum cleaner is broke.
16. I opened a bottle that said: "Open Me." I did and dust, grease and all kind of dirty particles went everywhere.
17. I am tired of cleaning house. I am on strike!