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Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/books/entry_id/915974-Super-insults
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#915974 added July 23, 2017 at 1:00am
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Super insults
Super insults πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
😝😝😝😝😝😝
..................................
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also πŸ‘€
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
😝😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
..........................................
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œ
πŸŽ‰πŸ’πŸ»πŸŽ­πŸŽ·πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸ’ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œπŸ˜
πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase...

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