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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#939501 added August 10, 2018 at 10:36pm
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Rachel Tousaints


Rachel Tousaints was a sensitive medium..
And she had endured many menial jobs.
"I am mad and a monster." she mused ..
She was covered in flour as she mead pizzas.

"Do you want to be a martyr?" said St. Valery.
The saint had been martyred in the second century.
She had kicked over an urn to Saturn.
The Emperor Maximus had her foot cut off.

The pizza orders were backing up..

Rachel breathed a slow sigh, "You are a ghost."
Tousaints squeezed out the tomato sauce;
"This would be easier if Amanda had showed up."
Saint Valery chuckled, "I had my foot cut off."

Reflections~"Answer me, O sinner! What can you purchase
with a Big Mac redemption?"


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