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The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#940212 added August 25, 2018 at 5:39pm
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Is Not Celibacy Impossible?

Well, I seem to be pulling it off....

Jesus had Marry Magdalene.

I had one girl friend in high school.
I asked her to marry me and she laughed.
She would later marry David Menchello.
David's dad owned a car dealership.

Oh, is that love?

College wasn't great, but I did have dates.
What I like about college girls is they're feminist.
Feminist demand they have sexual freedom like men.
More power to them!

My uncle was a Priest: Father Bob.
He wrote editorials for the Remnant about celibacy.
He thought it was great and good hygiene.
Father Bob was a good man and boring.

At the age of 56, I haven't dated a lot.
I've thought about how expensive it can get.
And I need to join a gym..
Sometimes I'll use the massage chairs at the mall.
I have fun writing erotic tales.
That's safe and cheep.

Reflections~Celibacy does not create sexual predators.
Molestation can occur in families. ..
Celebrities, rock stars and politicians have had sexual scandals.
They enjoyed a hedonist life style and got arrested for it.

That's my take on human sexuality.
Just be kind and get a massage chair.


Muzzy











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