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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#940671 added September 1, 2018 at 10:55pm
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Aubrey and Ben




"These scientist sprayed rats with perfume and then they gave them an electric shock."
Aubrey tried on a pair of lycra blue spandex. Her boy friend continued, "The rat's babies
responded to the perfume the same way without the electric shock. ..
Are you listening?"

Aubrey squeezed her breasts into a lace bustier .."Does this look slinky?"
Ben rubbed her tush, "You look like a hooker. It's lighting me up."
Aubrey kissed Ben, "So, what's the point about the rat babies? Is it racist?"
Ben sat back in his recliner and chuckled, "Jesus. It proves genetic memory."

"People say I'm psycho. Did I inherit that from my parents?" Aubrey queried.
"Possibly." Ben smirked as he tried to eat an orange without dribbling on himself;
"As genetic coding increases our knowledge of inherited traits, it may be possible
to predict mental illness in a zygote."

"A what?" Aubrey asked as she applied her lipstick.

Ben sighed, "Zygote is a fertilized human egg."
"Like a chicken egg." Aubrey brushed in her mascara ..
"Yeah." Ben quipped.. He was certain Aubrey wouldn't get anymore details.
"Let's do fish. I want scallops." Aubrey gave a toothy smile and Ben returned the smile.

He had been struggling to tell Aubrey she was his female clone.


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