The Art of Psycho Therapy...

My Erection Returned When I Stopped Kissing My Wife!

"I heard it on the Dark Web.
It's a conspiracy to sterilize married men.
Lipstick has estrogen in it.
Every time you kiss you're wife you're sucking estrogen."
Pete said.

"Broccoli zaps away the estrogen in men.." he sipped a V8.
"There's this basil called 'Holy Basil' that can make you hard as nails."
Pete's eyes searched the room for his wife:
"I told my wife not use lip stick. She uses Chapstick now."
I smiled, "That should smooth things over."

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