The Art of Psycho Therapy...

Kavanaugh

"Honey do you remember when we first met?"
Kavanaugh sipped on a bottle of Colt 45.

"Why sure I do. It was at a party at Yale.
We were all drunk and high on poppers."
Peggy giggled.

"Yeah. I poured beer down a funnel
into your hooch."
Kavanaugh laughed, "I aced the finals!"

Peggy walked over to Kavanaugh's recliner.
She was wearing his favorite tiger yoga paints
and had a see through black lace top.

She handed him another beer and sat on his lap.
Kavanaugh munched some sea salt potato chips.
"I think I'll make a dam good Supreme Court Justice.
You wanna play David and Bathsheba?"

Peggy slipped in a CD of Cohen's Hallelujah.