Faith and Certitude!

Totally Vivid Pussy Channeling ...

"Pussy Channeling?" Fran raised one eyebrow.
"Listen to me. My cat Speckles talks to me." Anna explained.
Fran sipped her coffee, "Are you okay?"
Speckles walked into the living room and lept on Anna's lap.
"Look. The cat talks to me. I don't know how." Anna was nervous.
Speckles purred as Anna ran her slender hand over her ..

"Maybe, you need some time off.. Did you say something?" Fran queried.
Anna moved her head side to side as she looked down at Speckles.
"This ventricuilitism?" Fran leaned forward to look closely at Speckles.
"Did she say coffee?" Fran's eyes widened.
"She likes the sent, but I've told her it's bad for her." Anna whispered.
Fran scratched her forehead, "Speckles how are you?"

Speckles sat up, "I am concerned with climate change and I want some tuna fish."
"We watch the Discovery channel." Ann gave a nervous toothy smile.
"I really couldn't see your lips move." Fran remarked and poured some more coffee for Anna.
Speckles snatched a pencil with her mouth and wrote on a note pad.
Fran reached over to the pad and slowly picked it up...
Speckles had written, "Are you stupid?"
Fran's jaw dropped, "Oh, my God!"

"Maybe my cat's possessed?" Anna whispered while placing a dish of tuna fish on the coffee table.
"Just for your info, my hearing is ten times better than yours." Speckles remarked as she ate.
Anna and Fran looked at each other in terror.
"You should have Speckles on TYT. She could give a pussy perspective." Fran said.
"Know would believe the cat is really talking." Anna's hands shook as she picked up her coffee.
"This is so frustrating." Fran whispered.
Speckles took a sip of coffee, "Why do you two have sex?"

Fran took her coffee away from Speckles.
"Speckles that's our secret." Anna said firmly.
Anna snickered, "Maybe, you should tell your husband before Speckles does?"
"I already did." Speckles answered.
"You what?! You bitch!" Anna shouted at Speckles.
Speckles licked her paw and wiped her face, "It's just sex."
"Oh-my-God! If this leaks to the press, I'm ruined!" Anna paced around the room.

"He wouldn't do that to you." Fran said and hugged Anna.
"I thought cats were nice." Anna sobbed.
"We're predators. I love your massages and free food." Speckles purred.
Anna and Fran kissed. "I love you Speckles." Anna said.
Anna and Fran went out to a restaurant, while Speckles took a nap on Anna's lingerie ..

Reflections~Do we really want to know what our pets are thinking?

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