Faith and Certitude!

President Puff and Stuff...

President Puff and Stuff wanted to do the right thing.
Unfortunately, he had no idea what that was.
So, he asked his adviser Flute.
Flute said give everybody hope and an enemy.

President Puff and Stuff gave everybody a thousand dollars,
then he nuked Iran.
Flute told President Puff and Stuff to buy Greenland.
The people of Greenland were annexed.

President Puff and Stuff was so popular he was reelected.
Flute told President Puff and Stuff to declare a state of emergency.
President Puff and Stuff declared a state of emergency against Moslem extremist.
Many Moslem were put into detention camps just like the Japenese were after Pearl Harbor.

President Puff and Stuff never surrendered his power.
His sons Dwizle and Frizzle inherited President Puff and Stuffs throne.
They were not smart and sold the kingdom to Saudi Arabia.
The Moslems were released and Islam became the official religion.
Flute was melted down for coins.


Reflections~Be careful which flute you follow...


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