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The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#967416 added October 7, 2019 at 9:07pm
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The Question Box : Do Anna Kasparian's boobs matter?



When I listen to a woman give an explanation,
why do I stare at their breasts?
Anna Kasparian is an articulate Progressive,
but I am distracted by her large mammaries.
Is this a basic instinct or perverse amusement?

When I recall playing with balloons,
I remember breast foreplay...
And all of this races through my mind
as I watch Anna Kasparian speak.
It's fun to stand behind a girlfriend
and shake her maracas.

Will President Donald Duck be impeached?
The Republican Senate will acquit him.
Do the Democrats have a chance electing a President?
Maybe, if they don't raise taxes and alienate moderate Democrats.
Hillary won the popular vote on the East and West Coast.

The Dumpster President won the Electoral College.
The Electoral College represents the flyover states.

Hi, I'm Steve Colbert(applause)and I represent 25% of the voters.
I had Hillary Clinton on my show.. She thinks 75% of the country is deplorable.
She sold uranium to Russia through the Clinton Foundation..
The Deplorables like their pickup trucks and guns.
But, they want affordable healthcare too.

I like to watch Anna Kasparian and her broadcasted boobs.
I'll turn the volume down because she shouts.
She'll talk about the Green New Deal and taking away our pickup trucks and
guns and raising middle-class taxes as well as the Medicare taxes on the working poor.
I'm pretty sure Anna owns a gun.. She has an estimated worth of 2 million dollars.
Her boss Cenk Yugor is a multimillionaire as well as the CEO of The Young Turks.

The New Green Deal will get President Donald Dumpster reelected.

Reflections~What keeps the Earth from becoming Mars? The Earth has ozone.

I love Anna Kasparian, but she doesn't know how to elect a President.
Don't take our pickups and guns and don't raise our taxes.

Jeeze, this isn't rocket science.
I will vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is.
I will vote for Snoopy.


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