The missing link in sudden counter culture. |
The daughters of Santa were immortal like their father. However, they weren't interested in flying Santa's sled. They were Republicans and believed in the market place. Lucinda Santa gave lectures on polymath economics. Her elfin blood gave her magical powers in hedge founding... But, she still liked to design toys for sale on eBay. "I've molded a new toy for Wall Street bankers," Lucinda said .. Her sister Or clapped her hands, "Oh, a toy slot machine?" "No. It's a sexbot with A.I." Lucinda laughed, "They won't need a prenup!" Enkidu was not amused, "Christmas is about the baby Jesus!" Enkidu and Or were Santa's twin daughters although Or had a darker complexion. "Oh, please don't give us that asceticism. Christmas is about having fun." Or retorted. Enkidu shook her head slowly, "Christmas means Christ-Mass." "Look the sexbot will sell for $20,000. That's a lot of candy canes." Lucinda gave a toothy smile. Enkidu wagged her wedding finger at her sisters, "We should ask Santa." Enkidu called on her cell phone, "Ho-Ho-Ho." Santa's voice mail answered. Enkidu stomped her feet, "He never has time for us!" "That not true our stockings are always stuffed with candy!" Or shouted. "Let just have some hot cocoa." Santa Ho-Hoed. Santa's daughters shouted with glee and hugged their dad. ^^ V |