The Art of Psycho Therapy...

I like to grocery shop at Hannafords..

I'm sure the ladies know when I check them out.
I try to be discrete, but women have radar.
A special shout to yoga pants!
Sometimes, it looks like they're painted on!

I am not a perv!

But, a teenage debutant in tights is fantastic!
There was this girl bagging at the Hannaford's in York, Maine.
She was wearing black running tights and had a butt like a dancer.
I'm sure she was showing off her sexy bod.
I remained calm and was a gentleman...

When selecting Friendly ice cream, I queried a young gal,
"How do you keep so fit?"
She gave me a Mona Lisa smile, "I run."
The lady was wearing thin tights and her sweat jacket clung to her cleavage.
"I wish I could run with you." I nervously replied.

She laughed, "You'd never keep up," and pushed her cart away.
I hope I haven't lost my magnetism.
I like to applaud all the ladies who wear tights outdoors in freezing weather.
I like to applaud all the ladies who walk through blizzards in a skirt and nylons.
Your peaches must be shivering.


Just my yuletide shout out to the snow bunnies.


Muzzy

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