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It was common knowledge, but most people didn't know it.
#973935 added January 22, 2020 at 3:35am
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Resurrection Day.. Maybe?



You are an omnipotent all-knowing God and you want Lewi Depama to live forever?
Lewi Depama was a fictional cab dispatcher on a TV sitcom from the '80s.
He was not nice, but he had a heart of gold.
What are these resurrected folks suppose to do?

Dad made me and my siblings read the Bible aloud at Sunday dinner.
He had to read a Gospel or scripture ...
My query was, "What do dead people do in the afterlife?"
I like that movie, "Beatlejuice."
But, it is a comedy.
Seriously, a resurrected person would have a tough time getting a job.
Would you use your old social security card?

Think of the overpopulated cities today with resurrected people added to the mix.
I just can't imagine playing the harp on a cloud as fun.
Is there a sex life in the afterlife?
Do resurrected people get their estates back?
That would mess up the IRS.
Glen Beck believes he will have God-like powers on his own planet.
Glen Beck is a Mormon and he wears magical underpants.
He is also a conservative political pundit on The Blaze.
Whoopie Goldberg thinks he's mental.

Oh, well I've gotta make the donuts for the nuts.


Muzzy
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