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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
The missing link in sudden counter culture.
#980526 added April 8, 2020 at 7:24pm
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Muzzy conversations with his Pogo stick...:)


I like to drive around downtown Portsmouth.
There are so many pretty kittens wiggling their tails in tights.
Sometimes I'll check out the Bull Moose, but it's closed now...
I saw a kitten with a magnificent tushy at the post office.
She had squeezed her giggly tush into blue leggings.

"Oh my God," I whispered standing six feet behind her.
She glanced over at me and smirked.
And then she coughed.
I remained silent as the line progressed to the counter.
The Post Office lady was behind a clear plastic sheet.
She was wearing blue gloves and a blue hospital mask.

I handed her the note that had been in my P.O.Box.
She got my package.
I was excited to see my Poloroid Instantmatic film had arrived,
"I'm an amateur photographer."
The post office lady did not respond.
It was so tempting to spank the lady with the giggly tush in tights.

But, she would be offended and she had a cough.

Muzzy
P.O.Box 821
Kittery, Maine
03904

Send me a photo of your tushy ladies. :)

Peace out

Pogo says hi!
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