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Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #2165561
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#985564 added June 13, 2020 at 1:32am
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A magazine can provide a good spanking.



I live at the beach.
It's fun, but there are knuckleheads.
I can count the number of times on my hands that I've been assaulted.
Most of the encounters aren't violent.
I was beaten up by two black girls in high school.
I made the mistake of pushing past them to get to an algebra class.
It was a crowded school.

At the beach, boys yell at me. "Bum! Pussy!"
I'm a little out of shape but I don't let it get to me.
Throwing beer bottles is disturbing.
That's when I rub my Dillenger in my pocket.
Just kidding...
I'm not a shootist, but I'm not a pacifist either.
Imagine how violent things could get without police security.

The beach girls are gorgeous and mostly naked..in a string bikini.
This one girl had freckles all over her including her tiny butt.
She was so cute, I remarked, "Cute freckles."
She replied, "Creep."
I was still in my restaurant uniform with my name tag on.. :(
I didn't want a confrontation that might jeopardize my job and replied, "Sorry."
That is to say, I thought she was a precious princess, who should be spanked.
I wanted to spank those strings off her.

I like spanking a cute tushy.
I'm a gentle peasant, who respects diversity and personal space.
But, it would be fun to spank a bikini off..
Instead, I watched a Gozilla movie, S.O.S. all Monsters.
And then I watched some free porn on the internet.
I like Jenny Smith and Jenifer Lawrence's selfie porn.

Bikini girls have sex in the ally behind my apartment building..
Then they go to the ATM first with their boyfriend for a payday.
I just don't feel safe having a quicky in an alley during a pandemic.
Money and sex are closely tied to love.
That's why Jesus married a prostitute, Marry Mandoline.
Did Jesus like to spank Marry Mandoline?
Superman gave up his superpowers to have sex with Lois lane for just one day.
That is crazy love.+

Reflections~Be polite and you will be happy and safe.

Why doesn't Superman use his Kryptonian science to help people?

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