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Rated: ASR · Book · Paranormal · #2157704
I bet you thought it was: the lion will lie down with the lamb.
#992328 added March 13, 2021 at 8:19am
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There is a butterfly on my penis..

This is a reoccurring waking dream.
I am a nude sunbather having awakened to a butterfly on my penis.
My CCD teacher Sister Emeritus swats the butterfly with a ruler.
She is wearing her blue habit and is nude from the neck down to her black nylons and spats.
Sister Emeritus looks like Miley Sirus.

Have you noticed the Moon is turning red like Mars?
Maybe, the Marsians have something to do with it?
Is there a Marsian base on the Moon?
We could use the help!

An asteroid is orbiting the Earth.
We have a second Moon.
But, the mainstream news does not care.
Twiddle Dee or Twiddle Twat are our choices.
Write in Muzzy!

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