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Rated: 18+ · Book · Satire · #2053252
The acclaimed non-seller! Bizarre! Perverse!

While traveling in a parallel universe I stopped at a thrift shop and bought an old schoolbook...

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And here we see the typical American family that likes to read...
Mom, Dad, three kids, a cat, a dog, and...
a monkey!?

This schoolbook illustration was outsourced to an artist in India!

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Here's a snack that grows almost everywhere!

It's a funny fungus that frogs use for an umbrella. It's also a delightful treat for boys and girls.

Any small patch of woods should have a few mushrooms in it. Take them home, wash them, and gently fry them in butter.

YUMMY!

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Sally says to Anne, "If you want to snag a boy you have to jump rope. You must jump high so the breeze lifts your dress and you show off some thigh. Boys love legs, you know."

Anne should take Sally's wise advice. Otherwise Anne may end up as an old maid.

See Gloria in the orange dress jumping so high? A high school boy asked to take her to the movies after watching her jump rope. And Gloria is only in middle school!

Lucky, lucky Gloria.

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