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Rated: 13+ · Book · Comedy · #2120655
Politically Incorrect Mutterings, Mostly I think it's poems so in with poems it goes
This poetry (and a few parables, and maybe even fables, thrown in) and random opinion collection is inspired by a 1932 movie I love, called "Red Dust".

In this fine film, Jean Harlow and Clark Gable hilariously debate the qualities of the cheeses they favor, Roquefort and Gorgonzola. They also discuss the shocking practice of slapping sheep before milking.



Who knew that Harlow and Gable were such champions of cheese? Could dairy be far behind?

This is my Product Review of the film.

Red Dust   (Rated: 18+)
ASIN: 6301978390
ID #111269
Product Type: DVD
Reviewer: ♥Hooves♥
Review Rated: 18+
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In this collection, I will combine my love of film with free verse poetry and my weird opinionated view of the universe.

Bring the cheese and hold the mayo, please.

Opinions can smell like old cheese if left inside too long.

You never know with /HOOves/tHiNg/Caroline/?

Quotes will be in here too, starting in 2019, if (and it's a big if) I remember that this is for that.
#11. The Also Ran Oscars Go To
ID #954584 entered on March 19, 2019 at 10:29am
#10. Final Midnight Straw Maltese Falcon
ID #923663 entered on November 11, 2017 at 8:56pm
#9. Head Hoppin' Blues (Fable)
ID #922239 entered on October 16, 2017 at 4:49pm
#8. Carioke Udders & The Jackal Jabber Three (Fable)
ID #922222 entered on October 16, 2017 at 3:57pm
#7. Jean Harlow Revisited
ID #922150 entered on October 15, 2017 at 11:05am
#6. Group Think Warning
ID #922148 entered on October 15, 2017 at 8:46am
#5. The Selfish Reader is Here
ID #911006 entered on May 13, 2017 at 9:21am
#4. Admiral Puff - John Donne's Endless Debt of Platitudes
ID #910772 entered on May 9, 2017 at 11:59am
#3. Simon Says Regret
ID #910770 entered on May 13, 2017 at 8:42am
#2. Saw My Bully
ID #910444 entered on May 4, 2017 at 11:41am
#1. Red Dust Redux
ID #910443 entered on May 4, 2017 at 11:55am


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