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I DON'T LIKE THIS BLOG ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO  MUSE APPROVED ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** 30 Day Blogging Challenge PROMPT for January 3, 2020 Make a list of 20 random things (nouns). Try as hard as you can to make each item on your list as unrelated to the other items as possible. If your muse moves you, you’re welcome to add whatever commentary you like. Welcome to my blog entry random list fans. Today I'm working on a 20 item random list of completely unrelated items. My muse, Andre the Blog Monkey is helping me. When it comes to random, Andre is pretty much, the Steven Hawkins of random. Andre will be running from room to room throughout the house selecting random items for the list. What could possibly go wrong with this? After spending a lengthy period of time staring at a blank screen, I've determined that you can't write a random list if you spend a lot of time thinking about it. Whew! Glad I got that figured out. Alrighty then, random list, coming right up. Got your vodka all filled up and ready to go Andre? Okay. Go!  GUITAR  Well, it's sitting right there! How random is that? drunk monkey. EXERCISE BIKE  Now you're just being a smart ass. DEODORANT  Nothing from the bedroom, please. SHAVING CREAM  Nothing from the bathroom either! TEDDY BEAR  Nothing from the bedroom, I said. HANDCUFFS  Alright! That's the way you wanna be, is it? BONG  I think I'll do the next few, thankyou very much. MONKEY CAGE ZOO Hey, thery're supossed to be unrelated, genius. BANK CARROT TREE SQUIRREL  This is harder than I thought. You do a few more monkey boy. GUITAR  You already said that one, pick something else. ELECTRIC GUITAR Okay, but you still have to pick something else because we're doubled up on GUITAR now. BONER PILLS Those aren't boner pills, they're for my thyroid condition. BANANA  Good one! Just a few more to go. Finish it off, this wasn't supossed to take all day. DRONE FRYING PAN PHOTO ALBUM LAMP SHOE BATTERY STICK GLUE SCREWDRIVER PRINTER  Enough Already!!! Now we have too many. But at least we're done. Thanks for helping out, Andre, I don't know what I'd do without you.  GUITAR |
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