As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
1. When you say *"a, e, i, o, u"* your *mouth* gets *smaller* with each vowel you say ! ๐๐. 2. You *don't really wash your hands;*... they *wash each other while you stand there and watch..... 3. Things are not on fire,... *fire is on things !* ๐ณ๐ค 5. When you say *'Forward'* or *'Backward',*... your *lips move in those directions !* (yes,...just like that !!) ๐๐ 6. The word *'Australia'* has three *A's,*... all of which look the same, but are... *pronounced differently !* (surprised ??) ๐ณ๐คญ 7. If You rip a hole in a *net,* there are actually *fewer holes in it than before !* ๐๐คญ 8. The sentence "All the faith he *had had had had* no effect on the outcome of his life."... *is actually correct !!* ๐๐๐คญ๐คญ (getting too much??) 9. Sometimes you have to *sing* the *whole alphabet* in your *head*... just to find the *next letter !!* ๐ค 13. *โDammit I'm Mad "* backwards is still *"Dammit I'm Mad".* (and that's the *condition* you have *almost reached !!*) ๐คช๐คช๐๐ 14. *Nothing* is *behind your Back.* it is always in *front of your back !!* (Now that's *stretching* it a little bit *too far !!*) ๐๐๐๐ 15. Most of the time the people who tell you to *calm down* are the *same people that made you angry in the first place !!* (Yeah... You got that *RIGHT !!*) ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐ 16. *Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia* is not fun to say, but ironically, this is the *medical term* for the *fear of long words !!* ๐คญ๐คญ๐๐ (Nailed it ??... *Right ??*). ๐๐๐๐ |