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An alternate history of Jesus Christ. Jesus was born to Mary Virgin Mary and Joseph, his foster father. Jesus was the Son of God. Jesus and Mary never got along. She was a whore. Prostitute. Joseph hated her. He took care of Jesus. But Mary ignored Jesus as he was developing in life. Jesus left home and began his preaching and ministry. Then he got the message he was going to be killed. He escaped a couple of times. He was going through a lot of mental attack from the Devil. Then he had that last supper with his apostles and then they went off to the Garden of Gethsemane. His apostles were sleepy and couldn't keep watch with Jesus who went off to a more secluded part of the Garden. There he prayed and went through tremendous suffering because he knew this was the night they were going to kidnap him and put him into hell. He prayed and Prayed. God sent him an angel to console him. Then God sent him another angel, Raphael. Raphael was persuaded to take Jesus' place and go through the hell he was going to be going through. Jesus escaped. His apostles helped him escape. Jesus, now Raphael, was arrested. Raphael as Jesus was labeled Jesus Christ. He was crucified. They knackered him, which was the worst indignity. Raphael hated it and hated Jesus, the one who got away. Raphael went through the death and he got out of it because he was really satan. Now Jesus Christ is Satan. The Catholic Church devised a "Mass" to make the real Jesus suffer on the altar where he was symbolically crucified over again. Jesus is no longer alive and his memory is what we all pray to and ask for help. Satan is working overtime to find where Jesus is and he won't find him because Jesus is now gone and is in the Real heaven where he enjoys his life with God. |