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SEINFELD QUOTES

QUOTES FROM THE SEINFELD SERIES

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	3		"He's not a Nazi. He just happens to be a little eccentric. Most _ are." -Kramer in "the soup nazi"
	4		"I would drape myself in _ if it were socially acceptable." - George, in "The Label Maker"
	6		"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make _ remarks to strangers?" - Jerry, in "The Chinese Restaurant"
	10		"He _ people like it's a bodily function." -George, about George Steinbrenner, in "The Calzone"
	11		"I guess the _ man doesn't like to be kept waiting." -Kramer in "the cadillac"
	12		"There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm _." - Kramer, unhappy with boxer shorts, in "The Chinese Woman"
	15		"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's _!" - Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"
	16		"You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist, don't you? Newer _." -Jerry, in "The Yada Yada"
	19		"Newman, you wouldn't eat _ if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce." -Jerry in "the chicken roaster"

	1		"Where am I? Is this a _? What in God's name is going on here?" - Elaine, who just wants to sit and eat, in "The Chinese Restaurant"
	2		"You're going to be the first _!" - Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Puffy Shirt"
	5		"Amazing! I drive them to _, and he brings 'em back!" - George, on Kramer, in "The Smelly Car"
	7		"You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the _." -Kramer in "the bizarro jerry"
	8		"I see a very _ man holding a sweater trying to get away with something." -Jerry, to George, in "the red dot"
	9		"That what you had to tell me? Your father wears _ in the pool?" - Carol, to George, in "The Phone Message"
	13		"You don't eat _? The way you break 'em open and.... It's like you're having sex with 'em." - Kramer, to Elaine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
	14		"So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so _ and so quirky and funny... how is it you're not taken?" -Marisa Tomei, to george, in "the cadillac"
	17		"For all I know, this guy went out of his way to not invite you. How am I going to feel if I show up with an uninvited, unwelcome _?" - George, to Jerry, in "The Mom and Pop Store
	18		"I slept with _ last night." -Jerry, to George, in "the deal"

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